oh, apple sauce!

Sammy-Lou. 19 years old.
I never know what to say, so often I will say nothing at all, and just listen.
I think that every song would be better if John Simm was singing along to it.
I like eating jelly before it has completely set.
I can't use can-openers.
Lame jokes are much more amusing than real jokes.
I will happily spend my spare time watching films with my boyfriend and eating kinder chocolate.
I hold the firm belief that cereal is an always food, it can be eaten at any time.
I am a recovering hoarder.
I hiccup randomly almost every hour, but only once.
I really can't stand using tea towels unless they are fresh from the cupboard.

(Source: flyingscotsman, via dragonsarebadass)

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