I get paranoid anytime I have to call in sick to work, even though I am legitimately unfit for work and have a medical certificate to prove it. I always put it off for as long as I can because I hate the idea of them thinking I’m faking it.
I guess it’s sort of like when I go to a DVD store with a DVD in my bag from another shop and even though I can prove it wasn’t stolen, I get super paranoid that the security guards will think I am a thief.
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What if instead of walking on all fours, cats walked like this?
I would never breathe again because I’d be laughing too hard.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Hemsworths.
meanwhile, in australia…
OHMYGOD I CAN’T BREATHHE KSEJNFKSJDNFKJSDFN I AM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT IN MY BINDER FOR SCHOOl.
omg thats something id do hahahahahahh ^
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Yes I will. I promise, I will.
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Jeremy ‘Giggles’ Renner
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^Exactly what Chris is thinking in the last gif.
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